someone: coca cola can remove rust from metal imagine what its doing to your body
me: pff getting rid of the rust idiot
THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS
hmm… i’ve been drinking soda and my body’s rust free… not sure where youre getting your facts from…
Blood is rust… hemoglobin= vitamins,minerals(iron)+oxygen=rust. We’re literally running rust through our veins…along with plasma which is about 92+%. Just an informative comment.
Just because that online test said that your best chance at being happy is a situation where everyone already likes you, but they mostly leave you alone except when they’re delivering food to you … that doesn’t mean you can hide in your room and wait for that to happen. That’s how Hermits are made, Mae, and they die alone in the middle of Winter, waiting for pizza from friends they don’t want to see.
every time i look at the mystery gang i have this like visceral feeling that someone is missing. but nobody ever is. who are they. what happened to them
logically i know this is them. these are the only people in the mystery gang. fred, daphne, velma, shaggy, and scooby. thats the 5 of them. but something deep within my lizard brain is telling me theres a 6th member that has been, for unknown reasons, banished from this timeline and our collective memory as a species
‘Comic writers who very obviously do not know a single word of German writing German characters while probably using Google Translate’ is my favorite thing ever
Also it took me forever to figure out what the hell the last one was supposed to say and omfg I think he just typed ‘Die, scum!’ into Google Translate because ‘Würfel’ means die as in DICE. FUCKNIG DICE. GO DOWN IN A GAME OF DICE, SCUM!
